At ferst I fort a blog just myte be a bit yike a sosidge or a bisgit, but I woz rong. It is sumware to rite fings abowt meself for ovvers to reed.
Me hoomans say dis is a gud way to let ovver hoomans no how gud it is to have a r'tired greyhound in dere howse.
Witch it is of corse!
I shall try to hexplain a bit abowt bein a r'tired greyhound.
When yoo stops runnin and runnin for yous dinner, yoo carnt live in a racin place anyee more, so yoo has to go. Dis is very sad as yoo miss yore friends an yoo don't no why yoo has to go 'way. I didn't no why I woz sent to de dog pownd place as I was orlways a gud boy an did me bestist to run as fast as I cood. It woz confusin and a bit scarey for me an I woz sad.
Aneeway, one day sum hoomans called GWR came an got me an bringed me to this place wot is called England. I went to dere place an it woz qwite nice. I got nice dinners and meeted ovver greyhounds who did tell me wot to hexpect. I fort they woz being rood at ferst becoz dey sed that a hooman called a 'vet' mite send me to sleep an try to steel me boy bits an put a chip in me! Wot a fort, orlvo I like chips!
(Acksherly dis did happen, I woked up an fownd dat the vet HAD steeled me boy bits but I won't go into dat coz it is a bit barrassin an I diddunt get no chips! )
When I did get over dat narsty hexperience, I went to live in a howse wiv sum peeple called a fosta family. Dey were vewy nice to me an teeched me how to do me wees and poos outside an ovver fings like that wot I didn't no abowt before. I stayed there a little while an then I did meet me Mummy. I woz taken to her howse to see if I liked it, an I did, so once the peeple from GWR sorted fings owt proper like, Mummy camed to me Fosta family to clect me an tooked me to me forever home.
Dat woz abowt free yeers ago now.
ME LIFE NOW
Well I fink I dun qwite well in chewsin me family. I hab lots of hoomans. There is Mummy wot is orlso called Karla. She is vewy nice an gives me lots of kisses an cuddles, den der is Mummy's mummy wot is called Linda but I juss call her, Her. Den der is Her hooman man wot is Jamie, he is luffly an is in charge of me dinners! He gives me mine dinners in a morning an a evening which is very nice. I orlso have mummy's hooman man wot is Nathan, I call him Daddy sumtimes. We have free hooman pups, Katy, Miles and Emma.....I luff them vewy much an look owt for dem when I is awake.
We have a nice big garden wot I can do zoomies in when evva I wont. Zoomies is runnin vewy vewy fast in a big big circle like yoo is on a racetrack. It is fun and me claws do dig up all de grass an turn in hinto muddies. I got me own bedroom wiv a dubble bed witch is nice and I got me own sofa wot I can sit on. Sumtimes de hooman pups try to sit on me sofa but I soon kicks em off by sqeeking and wimparin at em!
When I ferst camed to me forever family, dere woz anovver dog here. He woz a Collie called Sammy an he woz vewy soon me bestest mate. Sammy tort me how to b'have wiv me hoomans an how to play. Sadly Sammy did go to Rainbow Bridge last yeer becoz he woz ill. I do miss him vewy much still but I nos he's orlwite now an I shall play wiv him agen when I do die an go to de Bridge.
Her and Jamie looks after me orl de time becos Mummy and Daddy goes to werkings an de pups goes to skools. I go evryware wiv Her and Jamie becoz they carnt bear to be 'way from me.
Aneeway dis blog is gowin to be owl abowt me an me hadventrues and me life.
Oh an abowt rehoming r'tired greyhounds!
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| Meself an Sammy. RIP Sammy xx |
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| Me on holidays in Scottyland. |
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| I didn't always understand Sammy's games! I don't luff gettin wet like wot he did! |
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| Meself! |
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