I hab not beened on here for agis becoz I hab bin soo bizy.
I did go way on hollydays wiv me hoomans. We did go in a camper van orl de way to Scottyland and we woz away for fybe weeks! I did hab a luffly tyme an makid lots ob fwends. I did luff de places we did go to like Crinan and Thurso.
I hab had annuvva accident and di cut me pawly paw agin. Dis tyme I did not hab to hab a hoperashun fank gudness! I did hab to ware bandijies though an I was vewy cross about it.
Me hoomans says I am not loud to do a zoomie unless dey is dere becoz dey fink I goes too silly.
PFFFT!Wot duz hoomans no?
We hab had too sad eevents.
Me hooman pups Ginny Pig 'Teddy' did have to go to de vet in hairy man becoz she was havin baybes an dey woodn't get borned. Sadlee pore Teddy an her free baybees all did die.
De pups woz vewy sad an den as if fings coodn't git any worstid, dere hampsta Spotty did dye too. De pups woz cwyin an we did hab too funerals in de gardin. Most hupsettin but I did me bestest to cheer dem hup.
Oh an we hab a cgull nestin on are roof. It makes lots ob noise and messes! Oh an dat sneekie cat is STILL hangin arouwnd. He muss be a bit darft!
MARCH 29th
Sorry I hab not bin arownd. I hab had a monsterus hadventure. Yoo no me badly paw?Well I did hav anovva mishap wiv it an severed an artery in it!
I did lose loads an loads of red stuff from it an the vet in hairy peoples did make me go sleep an do an hoperation. Me paw has bin vewy badly.
I duz go to de vet in hairy person ebbery few days too gets noo bandigies. I hab not bin aloud to go walkies or eben run in me own gardin! So rood!
I mite be hable to hab me stitches owt next week so I hopin me paw duz wot its told an gets better.
Luv from one badly pawed houndie xx
March 2013
I hab not bin able to rite on here for a while becoz I bin injered.
I cut one of me back paws qwite badly an had to go to the vet in hairy person. I hab spent too weeks wearin stoopid bootees made of bandigies. De pickchure shows me in me stoopid red bootee.
Not much fun!
I wozzunt aloud to go for walkies ayebber witch woz horrible!
I is betta now but still habin toi rest me foot.
It iss vewy snow here agen an me Mummy got strandid in de snow drifts outside our town for 5 hours larst nite. She woz vewy cowld an tired when she got home. She did have to leave the car an her fwend Andrew ( who is Daddy to me gurlfwend Poppy de weinermarer) did go an fetch her in his lan drover.
Bizzy tymes here!!
15th February
I hassant wryttid much laytly as I bin at bit layzee, an a bit bizzy wiv me Fayce Buk page, I'se got 198 fwends on dere now!
I'se still bin habin hadventures tho!
Dis week I'se made too noo fwends.
On Wensdye I did meet Jake at de beech, hims 4 munfs old. Hims a collie cross.
Hims hoomans did say dey finked about gettin a r'tired geyhound but did heer we are vishus dogs!!!!
PFFFT! Me hooman soon putted dem right!
Dey did give me lots of fusses an a bisgit so dey wozzunt all bad!
I did go to de beech again today an meetid anovver new fwend!
Hims corled Ziggy an hims a greyhound/saluki.
Hims vewy fast an we had grate fun while ar hoomans did walk along tawkin and tawkin.
I duz luff me new fwends!
3rd February
On me walkies I often sees a hooman wot dussunt have a howse. He lives in a old shelter thingy wot woz used in de war (so me hoomans says). He has a very cosy lookin sleepin bag fing wot looks qwite warm, but me hoomans say he must be very cold at nite.
Aneeway, de ovver day he was eatin sum pilchards out the tin an a bit of bred, an he kindlee offered me sum. I did take it becoz it wood be rood not to, an it woz very nice! Sprize foods is orlways de best!
Like sprize bits wot de hooman pups do drop under de table, yesterdee one of dem had sum cwuss-sonts an she did drop loads of yummy cwumbs!
Orlso, I has still got dat unwelcome visitor in me gardin!
Dat cat keeps comin in me gardin to do hims sneekie poos. I am on me gard tho an I will get him one day!
BOL.
30th January
All the snow has gonned now an insted we has had lots of rayne wot I dussant like much eyever.
I hab been vewy busy lately as a rarver sneekies cat has taken to comin in me gardin all de time. Hims is sneekies and vewy rood becoz he is comin in me gardin to do hims poos wot is juss downrite rood!
I did neerly get hims tooday, he woz sittin on de parff lukin at me howse, so I did chase hims! Hims is vewy gud at jumpin tho and jumped over a vewy big fence.
I shall keep watchin for hims, the sneekie so an so!
20th Jan
Tooday me Mummy took de hooman pups out on funny fings called sledjies. Dey did slide across de snow vewy farst. Did not like it so I woz brort home agin. I curled up an went to sleep, witch I fort far more sensibul.
The hooman pups woz freezin and vewy wet when dey did come home an had hot choclits and bisgits. I had bisgits too but no hot choclit. Bah!
Me hoomans says I have got to put dis vewy himportant notice on here so I am doing so underneef.
Rob-Dog xx
WARNING....With the snow upon us the roads are now being gritted, if you walk your dog on gritted roads/paths please make sure that their paws are washed either by walking them through a few puddles away from the gritted surfaces or by dipping their feet in fresh water once at home.
WATCH TO SEE IF YOUR CATS ARE LICKING THEIR FEET A LOT. WHY ?
GRIT CONTAINS ANTI-FREEZE WHICH IS POISONOUS, ANTI-FREEZE TASTES SWEET TO DOGS AND CATS. CATS AND DOGS LIKE TO LICK THEIR FEET! ...............Keep your fur babies safe
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19th January
Got up tooday too find me gardin was covered in snow!
I fort to meself "Grate! I juss luffs snow!"
Me Jamie hooman took me owt for me walk an we had grate fun kickin up the snow but it woz abit cowld after a while so we comed home agin.
After me lunches I went owt in a gardin an did a big Zoomie all around but, I had an accidint an felled ovva on de snow.
Vat wozzunt vewy nice at awl so I iss not shore if I duz aksherly luff snow anyee moor.
I not hert but I woz a bit shockked an I fink I shall spend de rest off de day havin a sleep infront of de fyre.
Hopin yoo all nice an warm wareevva yoo iss!
Rob-Dog xx
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9th January
Tooday I meetid a luffly gurl Dober Man on my walk. Her name was Nancy an she woz vewy pritty. We sniffed botties and noses an I fort she mite like to be me gurl frend but she wozunt hinterestid an woodunt play. Bit sad bout that, but her hooman sed she is a bit stuckup, wotevva that meens. Still it woz nice to meet Nancy anyee way.
Torkin of Dober Man dogs, my Daddy has a Dober Man dog called Dexter wot lives wiv Daddy's hooman Mummy and Daddy. He has bin a bit porelee an de vet did steel his boy bits rather like de vet did steel mine. Pore Dexter woz told he woz malignant an had to have somethink called treet-ment. Dis woz strange becoz it wozunt a treet at all, not like a sosidge or a bisgit or a chew. He is betta now an issunt malignant anyee more so he is vewy pleesed abowt that.
I juss don't no why vets do want to keep steelin boy bits, it iss vewy, vewy rood of dem in my umble pinyon!
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7th January
As anyee self respectin greyhound will tell yoo, food wot yoo does find for yooself is de bestist type of food.
Tooday me hoomans was eatin cheeze an crakas. I duz like a bit of cheeze so I keept lukin at it an makin me 'huffin' noise wot is qwite nice an polite, not like barkin.
The hoomans ignored me!
Anyeeway, when dey had finished eetin an woz puttin stuff away I woz just lukin at the table when dis big bit of bloo cheeze did fall off onto de floor! Of course I tryed to pick it up to put back on de table to be helpful, but it got stuck in me mowf, so I did eet it up. Dey woodn't want it after bein on de floor anyeeway.
Wot a luffly sprize!
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I had a hadventure yesterdee wot woz Fridee.
I woz walking nicely wiv Her when a little rabbity looking dog rushed up to me. I says 'Hello' politely to hims an then wiv no warnin, he did jump up an bite me ear! How very rood of him!
I woz a gud boy an diddunt bite him becoz he woz very little. He did try to do it agen witch I fort was juss stoopid of him, so I did smack him wiv me front paw an nock him over!
Him did scweem! Hims hooman man shouted at Her and sed I woz a bully!
It woz orlrite becoz Her did say "Hexcuse Me! My dog is on a lead and under control! Yours is not and he has bitten my dog!"
The hooman man put rabbity dog on hims lead an went off lukin cross.
I did larf to meself, serves him rite!
Me ear is orlright too!
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